Yeah like I didn't see this one coming..

I was waiting for this one, after Obama's complete NON-RESPONSE to the oil spill disaster (see video below for his real priorities). One had to wonder hmmmm what does he hope to accomplish by this? You know the tree hugger, environmentalist types were just drooling over this. Oil is evil they say and now here is their chance to show the world. Then comes his great noble speech to his fellow Americans about our oil addiction blah blah blah and how we will be pushing our hardest now for alternative fuel sources, blah blah blah, even though it will cost you all a fortune while I am warm and cozy in my mansion with my millions, blah blah blah. Honestly I can't listen to the man without wanting to drive my car into a pole so I don't have to hear him anymore.

Do you know our dear Obama also rejected several other countries offers to come in and help clean up the oil spill. Why would he do that? I though he was doing EVERYTHING in his power to help? He is taking this tragedy and using it for political gain. This man doesn't care who he steps on, on his rise to power. Want to know whose fault this tragedy really is? The wackos who are exploiting it, the environmental nut jobs, if it weren't for them forcing us to drill so far off shore where it's not safe, this wouldn't have happened. Your right we shouldn't be off shore drilling, we should be drilling on our own soil where we have millions of gallons of oil just waiting for us, we wouldn't be so dependant on foreign oil if we could just drill for our own you morons!

Obama during oil spill crisis - golf, parties, photo-ops and more golf!

Oh come on, you know you laughed!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'I ♥ Obama.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
(Thanks for the e-mail mom!)