Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘em,” and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, Utah, New Jersey and Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
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Thursday, April 8, 2010
Not a fan of forwards but this one was great!
If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! Lot of truth here!
--> If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
--> If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
--> If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
--> If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
--> If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
--> If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated, special treatment.
--> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
--> A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
--> If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
--> Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
--> If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
--> A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
--> If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
--> A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
--> If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
--> A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
--> If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
--> If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
--> If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
--> If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
--> If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
--> If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated, special treatment.
--> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
--> A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
--> If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
--> Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
--> If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
--> A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
--> If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
--> A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
--> If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
--> A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
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